I read this instruction on the back of a 'slut's supper' which, for reasons too shameful to go into, I am obliged to eat this evening, and remembered a comment in the cookery section of a newspaper a few weeks ago, which I pass on in paraphrase:
'Preheat oven. How do you do this? I've tried, but only ever manage to heat it.'
Who Knows Where the Time Goes? - Blimey is that the time? Over a year has passed since my last epistle to the Philistines (no offence) and I was beginning to think I'd just leave this blog...
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