I attach Post-Its to the eye-level cupboards in my kitchen as aides memoires of various tasks that might otherwise slip my mind. For some reason their frequency seems to have increased of late. I haven't yet been reduced to 'WASH UP' or 'GO TO BED', though these may not be that far in the future. In the meantime, here are half a dozen recent ones. They all have rather mundane explanations, but I thought it would be amusing to invite you to submit your own interpretations, as imaginative as you like. Think the 'definitions' feature in 'I'm Sorry, I Haven't A Clue'.
- EX BIKE
- RING BELL
- 2 STRINGS
- CAROUSEL, and last but not least: