Sunday, 26 February 2012

Polite Sweary Kit

(Expand orthography and punctuation at will)
Aaaargh!
Bwaaa!
Er…
Erm…
Ew!
Grrr! 
Hmm…
Mmwah!
Moi?
Naagh!
Pfft!
Quoi?
Shhh…
Whaa?
Yesss!
Zzzzz

8 comments :

  1. Dah!

    I like the way you've put it in alphabetical order. Classic passive aggressive.

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  2. Ooyah!

    Oofyah!

    Gyadz!

    Fagroon!

    Geschnittenhemmenswitz!

    Oh no, Matt, O peer!

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  3. My dad was fond of "jings jordy"

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  4. Pfff!

    and my personal favourite: humpf.

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  5. I always say bum. Although Zzzzz Humpf is pretty well my maiden name.

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  6. Thank you all, some useful extra material there. I shall make a point of saying 'jings jordy!' (I assume it's a ! rather than a ...)at the next opportunity.
    Lovely jubbly ...!

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  7. Our son when small, and enraged, would shout "you great ELF!"

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  8. Some of those are much too polite. Nonetheless, I'mm going to copy and paste it for future reference.

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