I've been doing this for a while now, never prolifically but always because I felt I had something amusing, or provocative, or at least whimsical to say. But now, I feel the opposite way. Actually, that's wrong - 'opposite' suggests only two dimensions, whereas my problem is that I'm getting crowded out by an increasing, potentially infinite, volume of stuff I might write about. Today's options, just frinstance, have been: final salary pension schemes; Roman warrior's face helmet and the implications of its sale on contemporary moral relativism; George Osborne's possibly botoxed smirk; oddball guitar tunings; and ladybirds (pestilence of). And those are just the ones I can remember. (Actually, add in 'neighbourhood watch' and 'wireless video connection' and ...)
You get my point. How the f am I supposed to choose from that lot? I'm off to Devon tomorrow, then Kent, then Wales, before I start to settle in to the autumn pre-Christmas hibernation. So you all have a ten day break from the pressure I know my posts invariably place you under. Please feel free to inundate me with topics on which you're avid to see my literary gems. Basically, I just like pissing about with the words.