Finally, in this unprecedented flurry of news-derived blogposts:
Today's Guardian has a two-page feature, under 'Health', full of sound, sensible, stodgy advice on how to avoid injury, stress, accidents, divorce etc. over the festive period. The following caught my eye:
'Don't leave food that's cooking unattended in the kitchen, and don't cook when you're drunk...'
How does that work, then?