Ages ago, I wrote a post bewailing the (temporary, as it turned out) loss of the letter Q from my keyboard, and as a punchline thanked the lord it wasn't E. Rosie commented 'hop it gts fixd', which still makes me laugh when I think of it, as I did for absolutely no reason just now.
So, how many words can you put down, on your blog or in your book, without using that lost button? Intriguing, I think. An author, long ago, did a full book of it. So far, I can just about attain this short paragraph. What a stupid task to try, what a daft ambition! I'm going to stop this right now, it's starting to turn a bit silly, not to say into an addiction ... I'm off for a gin. And tonic. Chrs.
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