Sunday, 21 August 2011

One-liners

A man walks into a bar.  He says "Ouch!"
(Apologies for the misprint in earlier editions of this post.)

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I dreamed this one:
I bought a tin of rat poison.  In the small print it said "Rat Not Included."

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Q: Why did Madam Blavatsky cross the road?
A: To get to The Other Side.

Come on, you can do better than that ...

5 comments :

  1. I'm not sure what to say.

    Er, First! ?

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  2. Um, is that the punchline for which we have to guess the joke, Z? That'd be an interesting game.
    At school in the fifties, there was a running non-joke which worked as follows: jokes would have numbers. Someone would say 'number 59' and everyone would fall about. Someone else would offer 'number 12' and hilarity would ensue. Then I'd try 'number 42', and get blanked without a laugh. It explains a lot now. But I have the last laugh, because 42 is actually the funniest joke in the universe (so far).

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  3. We went out for a drink the other day to a pub called the Blend Inn.

    Trouble is we couldn't find it.

    Are Q&A Gags actually 2 liners?

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  4. Two peanuts were walking down Oxford Street. One was assaulted. (No. 43 in the JM&I Scale)

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  5. Old musicians never die - they just decompose boom boom!

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