Wednesday, 28 December 2011

The Glassman Cameth, and other stories

I don’t know about you, but when I’m hanging around waiting for a crucial phone call or doorbell, I find it difficult to concentrate on anything else.  Today, I could be excused this character defect, because I wasn’t allowed to get on with many of the things I should have done.  I couldn’t do much in the way of tidying and cleaning until Forensics came, and there was no point in Glassman attending before Forensics.  And I found it impossible to settle down to a book or a movie.  I couldn’t even summon the willpower to throw away the Christmas presents.  (Only kidding: see below.)

Anyway, Forensics came and dusted for prints of finger and foot and whatever else they do.  He didn’t hold out a lot of hope: Idiot was apparently smart enough to wear gloves, and the shoes were, well, just shoes.  This was confirmed within an hour or so by phone.  The case is still open, obviously, and they’re looking for tie-ins with other similar ones.  They’ll catch Idiot eventually, but I’m losing interest in that.  (Although I’d like to meet him face to face and explain to him, at length, exactly what he’s done, until he breaks down in tears.  I could do it, and society would benefit in a small, not big, way.)
The glass people had promised to come ‘as soon as possible’ today and do their best.  That is exactly what happened.  An exhausted but charming young Glassman arrived at seven thirty this evening, all ready to do boarding up or whatever it took to make me safe.  He’d been doing this for ten hours.  We quickly agreed that nothing more could practically be done to make me safe.  I’d been worried about the glass in the small leaded window in the living room, which has been there since 1929 (the glass, I mean, as well as the room).  “Amber Flemish,” he said.  “We can find that.”  As he left, he shook his head and said something about Idiot which made me laugh.  “Looks like he was more interested in the box than the present.”

Which leads me neat(ish)ly on to other news:
  • The Boxing Day fourteen-part harmony sing-song went pretty well.  In fact it went pretty well for about two hours, until I claimed blisters on my fingers.  (And by the way, does anyone know why, according to the authorities, it was Ringo rather than George or Paul who shouted that?  Drummers don’t get blisters on their fingers, do they?)
  • I joked about throwing away presents, but some of them, eventually, will be.  There’s a limit to how many jars of home-made chutney a guy can get through in a year.
  • The major present was a Kindle.  I will research further.  The instruction manual says ‘plug it in’.




6 comments :

  1. Tim, Tim, Amazon has been telling me for months that the Kindle is the most wished for gift, and yet it's still £89 - so how does that work? I only know one person, apart from Z who doesn't count in this respect due to her need to multi-task on an epic scale. So who is actually buying them?

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  2. Hang on, AQ, how do you know me quite so well?

    *re-reads own blog*

    Oh, okay. As you were. Condemned by my own mouse. And keyboard and iPhone and iPad and old iPhone that still works perfectly well on Wifi. Ooh look at what's on tv. Tell me the plot though, I'm reading a book.

    *sings song from film of A Connecticut Yankee at the Court of King Arthur

    It's no good asking me about drumming, Tim. I'm absolutely useless. Too much co-ordination required.

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  3. Oh Tim, what a shame - and a pain. the burglary that is. But I'm glad the other parts of Christmas were good.

    Have fun with your Kindle. I've found that the super slim shape is too slim and smooth so I've got a cover for mine so it feels like a proper handful of something.
    (allotmentqueen; I bought one for my daughter's 30th and she bought me one for my 61th so that's two, no four, counting Tim and Z)

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  4. I haven't got a Kindle yet but I know several people who do have them and love, love, love them. We are rapidly running out of space for any more books here at the bear cave, so by next Christmas one of us may well be including a request for a Kindle in our letter to Father Christmas.

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  5. I got one for my birthday last week also. So I was able to download a book before Christmas day; I bet they'd sold out before Downton Abbey.
    The leather cover is well worth it, makes it feel bookish.
    Glad nothing was nicked. Especially the landing animals.
    Happy New Year.

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  6. At least two others were gifted as well. Some kind of Fire has clearly been Kindled. (That's an insider reference which only we true technocrats will appreciate.) (That's a joke.) I got the case as well. All I need to do now is think of a book that I want precisely THAT much.

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