Lesson Not Learnt: Don’t wear white shirts to dinner parties.
Best Thing Said To Me: Not telling. Runner-up: “You are lovely.”
Worst Thing Said To Me: “I really enjoyed our friendship.”
Answered Question: “Does the Higgs boson exist?” (Answer: maybe.)
Unanswered Question: “What did I come up here for?”
Achievement: Playing the guitar for two hours on Boxing Day after a six month lay-off.
Non-achievement: Painting the kitchen ceiling (winner for three years running).
Un-understood Word: Meme.
Culinary Discovery: Wilkin’s Tomato Ketchup.