1. I had occasion to be browsing a local paper in South Buckingham yesterday, and came across this headline on page 5: ‘Mystery Aardvark Found Dead’. Mr Python lives!
2. Some research has uncovered a totally forgotten track by my old band, Dave Anthony’s Moods, called ‘So Nice’. It’s weird and, well, weird. More later, maybe.
3. The best joke in the Billy Elliot musical [SPOILER, but can’t resist it]: Billy receives his reply from the dancing school and reads the envelope, frowning. “William Elliot is queer?” His dad snatches it and reads. “ESQUIRE!!”
4. Will be about some strange wee beasties, and
5. There isn’t a 5.