Today, nothing original or inspired, because I’m far too occupied with other things for creative thought. So just a few quotes from the packaging of my brand-new bottle of Plughole Unblocker:
· New power formula even more effective at dissolving hair and sludge.
· Causes severe skin burns and eye damage.
· Do not breathe fumes.
· Wear protective eyewear, clothing and gloves.
· If swallowed, rinse mouth. Do NOT induce vomiting.
· If in eyes, rinse continuously with water for several minutes. Immediately call a POISON CENTRE or doctor.
· Follow us on Facebook for exciting news and competitions.
· Plugholes need love too.