Thursday, 9 January 2020

Christmas Card Audit 2019


Executive Summary:
·        Disclaimer: the scientific worth of a statistical exercise is dependent on the size of the sample and the selection categories used.  In that respect, this stuff is scientifically worthless.
·        Hardly anyone seems to believe in Santa Claus any more.
·        Glued-on glitter is making an unwelcomed comeback.  Just stop buying the crap, people!
·        I welcome the woodpecker!  (Yay, Caro!)

The full figures (2018’s, where applicable, in brackets):

Snow/Snowmen/Snowflakes:                 6 (6)
Santas/Reindeer:                                   1 (3)
Animals/Birds:                                      11 (10)
of which          
Robins:                                     3 (3)
Free-range reindeer:                  0 (1)
Horses:                                     1 (1)
Camels:                                    1 (1)
Sheep:                                      1 (0)
Owls:                                       1 (0)
Penguins:                                 1 (0)
Dogs:                                       2 (0)
Deer:                                        1 (1)
Turtle doves:                             0 (1)
Seals:                                       1 (0)
Woodpeckers:                           1 (0)
Landscapes:                                          0 (2)
Nativities/Wise Men/Angels:                 8 (5)
Christmas trees/Baubles:                       5 (4)
Abstract:                                              0 (1)
Mail-letterboxes:                                   2 (1)
Booze:                                                  1 (0)
Flowers:                                               1 (0)
Forests/woods:                                      0 (1)
Cute children:                                       1 (1)
Houses:                                                1 (3)
Holly/ivy/mistletoe:                              1 (0)
Skaters:                                                0 (4)
Townscapes:                                         3 (4)
12 days of Xmas:                                  1 (1)
Everything secular:                               0 (1)

Special categories:

Homemade/designed:                            4 (3)
Cards with glued-on glitter:                   7 (5)
Wonderfully weird:                               4 (0)
Posh yet restrained:                               3 (5)
Various animals wearing sunglasses       1 (0)

Tie for Card Of The Year has to be Chris’s cover from the Girls’ Crystal Annual 1967, and Mig’s animals with sunglasses.  Viewings by appointment only.