Wednesday, 14 September 2011

Ironies

Haven't got time to work these up into deathless prose, so here's the raw material:

  1. Youth unemployment soaring, so make old people work longer.
  2. Must reinforce parental control over feral youngsters, so chop parents' benefits and evict them.
  3. Houses can't be sold, so build lots more of them, on fields.
  4. Internet makes face-to-face meetings less necessary, so build more railways.

That'll do for now, because I'm hungry.  I have more.

2 comments :

  1. Just dropping in to say hi, see if coffee's made yet, etc., etc., and press the wrinkles out of a few more anomalies on the irony board.

    v-word: mingisme. Pure delight.

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  2. I have a friend who prints out all her emails and documents to save space on her computer.

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