A scattergun post today, in line with my currently scattered brain, from the world of media fringes.
1. Where did Emsley get his inspiration from?
Find your nearest Katie Kambridge, compare and contrast.
2. The S-word doesn’t appear until page 13 of today’s Observer, and then only in passing. Even more encouraging, no pictures at all of the slug-faced junk-garnished slob-draped swamp cockroach. Other ‘news’ purveyors take note.
3. Bowie’s new single is brilliant. But is this the greatest marketing campaign EVER?
4. For crossword aficionados mainly, but all fans of the human spirit may join in: Araucaria, the greatest compiler ever, who is a retired clergyman aged 91, announced on Friday that he has terminal cancer, and provided details - by means of the solutions in a characteristically devious crossword. “It seemed the natural thing to do,” he said.
Tell me I'm wrong, please, someone. I'm going to be investigating Wordpress ...