So sometime in November, on my various excursions to that
increasingly alien world called SHOPS (Slim Hope Of Purchasing Something), I started
to check out what was available. I knew
exactly what I wanted: the same that has served me well for at least fifteen
years. A5, Week to View, preferably in
black; and if Saturday and Sunday get the same amount of space as the other
five days, that’s a bonus. (They rarely
do – why do diary designers assume that we’re less busy at weekends?)
Zero. Ziltch. The nearest match was in WhS, who have a ‘week
to view’ format with the seven days scrunched up on the lefthand page and an
empty opposite page headed ‘Notes’. Eh?
So last Thursday, irritated, I woke up the computer and
visited Azamon. (Yes, I know. But I really don’t have time to do all that tax
research.) A quick search and sure
enough, there it was: as far as I can tell (it hasn’t arrived yet) a pretty
close match. So I swallowed and held my
nose and ordered it.
The fact that they haven’t actually managed to deliver my
humble request doesn’t in the least demoralise those nice computers at Amonza,
because this morning they scratched their heads then emailed me with a list of
stuff that, based on my previous purchases, they were pretty sure I needed.
Here are just three*:
An A4 Week to View Desk Diary for 2013, in black;
An A5 Day to a Page Diary for 2013, in black;
And the best one:
An A5 Week to View Diary for 2012. In black.
To be fair, the last was quite cheap.
*(There was also a
Jerry Lee Lewis CD, identical to the one I bought from them six years ago,
which they presumably thought I must have lost by now.)
Slim Hope Of Purchasing Something - that is exactly my recent experience of shops.
ReplyDeleteI too get daily emails from everybody's favourite online retailer 'recommending' items for me to purchase. They seem particularly keen for me to purchase paper-back versions of books that I have just downloaded to my Kindle.
I admire diarists. Whilst working, I just about managed to keep on top of my desk diary. Then it all went pear-shaped when everyone moved to the Outlook calendar.
ReplyDeleteSince leaving the workplace, diaries and wristwatches are conspicuous by their absence.
SHOPS is now my new favourite acronym.
I bought an XBox from Amazon last year. Just after I bought it they suggested I might be interested in buying another one.
ReplyDeleteHmmm...
Amazon keep telling me I might like certain books. And I do. I wrote them!
ReplyDeleteI did get just the kind of diary you want from them this year. It was cheap, and just what I wanted.
I find their idiocy quite comforting, because it means their business model will eventually fail.
ReplyDeleteFrances, I presume you bought shedloads of the books!
about 6 hours and 4 minutes I estimate
ReplyDeleteSHOPS is brilliant.
ReplyDeleteI abandoned paper diaries the minute I understood how outlook worked - partly because my writing is nearly illegible.
Zig, still scratching head. Was it to do with gin, or what? Pls clrfy.
ReplyDeleteMig, I abandoned Outlook the minute I left work. I guarantee I can look up my appointments quicker than you can (only for the next fortnight, mind you, because the fukken thing still hasn't turned up. Bleedin computers, pfwah!)
Love that acronym!
ReplyDeleteI only use a diary when I'm travelling.The current one is full of collection codes for plane and rail tickets. And Ziggi's landline number!
I never found exactly the diary I wanted. I'm much happier with an electronic one. Sorry, darling, I'm pinching the topic - again - because I'm surprisingly passionate on the subject of diaries.
ReplyDelete'I am surprisingly passionate on the subject of diaries' has to be the first line of an unwritten Jane Austen novel. Innit?
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