There’s a good word, which shouldn’t be needed nowadays but
obviously is. Chambers says ‘origin
unknown’, applying to both senses of the word, but I leave aside the
wool-weaving one and would like to focus on the meaning we all know, which
Chambers, as always, succinctly sums up: ‘badly made or executed.’ (There are several more adjectives in there,
which I won’t… oh all right, I will: ‘inferior, pretentious, cheap, nasty,
sham, badly made…’ you get the drift…)
I’d intended to rant about the obvious shoddiness we seem to
be getting engulfed in, but I see that I don’t need to. So I will anyway:
I am to be prosecuted for doing 68 mph on a traffic-free
dual carriageway where the limit would normally be 70, but has arbitrarily been
set to 60. I’ll be fined £120 and my
insurance premium will go up by another £100 or so next year. The total cost of this, not including human
effort and stress, will far exceed any benefit to any person or organisation. The thinking (if any) that resulted in this
outcome can only be described as shoddy.
The people (I assume humans still exist there) behind Facbok,
a computer program I sometimes make use of, see it as their role to keep the
universe on its toes and themselves at its centre. They do this by changing their program
whenever they suspect another human might have started to grasp it. Unfortunately, they do this really
badly. Double shoddy.
… and thirdly – oh, I can’t be bothered to do thirdly. It’s politics.
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