I haven’t done one of these for yonks, so here’s a golden oldie you’ve almost certainly heard:
A man is stranded on a desert island. After a few days, when he’s starting to feel a bit lonely, one morning he sees a beautiful girl emerging from the sea in a skin-tight wetsuit.
The girl says:
“Fancy a drink?”
Speechless, he nods, and she unzips her suit a bit and produces a bottle of malt whisky. They each take a swig, then she unzips a bit more and says:
“How about a nice cigar?”
Out comes a superb Cuban Corona. He lights it from his campfire and takes a delicious puff.
Finally the girl unzips the wetsuit yet further, smiles and asks:
“You want to play around?”
The man can’t believe his luck.
“You mean – you’ve got a set of golf clubs in there?”