I haven’t done one of
these for yonks, so here’s a golden oldie you’ve almost certainly heard:
A man is stranded on a desert island. After a few days, when he’s starting to feel
a bit lonely, one morning he sees a beautiful girl emerging from the sea in a
skin-tight wetsuit.
The girl says:
“Fancy a drink?”
Speechless, he nods, and she unzips her suit a bit and
produces a bottle of malt whisky. They
each take a swig, then she unzips a bit more and says:
“How about a nice cigar?”
Out comes a superb Cuban Corona. He lights it from his campfire and takes a
delicious puff.
Finally the girl unzips the wetsuit yet further, smiles and
asks:
“You want to play around?”
The man can’t believe his luck.
“You mean – you’ve got a set of golf clubs in there?”
Boom Boom
Grooooan!
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