"Honey, I'm bored"

I've been sort of thinking for some time about relocating, so it's time to investigate the options in more detail.  This place looks pretty good.  I'll have to liquidate a few assets to raise the necessary £61 million for the show apartment, plus I'll need to put a bit aside to acquire and maintain the trophy wife, but it's an avenue worth pursuing in more detail, isn't it?

Except, I wonder what it'll actually be like?  Imagine that the trophy wife and I have just been eased out of bed by the 24 hour room service, and are having a conversation about what to do today.

Me (brightly): So - breakfast on the veranda or the balcony?
TW (yawning): Same old views.  Hyde Park or Knightsbridge.  I've seen Hyde Park.  And Knightsbridge. 
Me: I know.  A movie.  In our own cinema.  We don't even have to go out, and the staff will carry us in there.
TW: We've seen all the movies.  They're crap.
Me: Well.  Um.  You could cook us lunch.  In the family kitchen.  Or pretend to.
TW (irritated): Why would I want to do that?
Me: Because ... (unable to answer this.) How about a swim?
TW: Tim, that pool's a shared facility, FFS.  We'd have to mix with the hoi polloi from those other eighty-five cheap flats downstairs.  They smell.
Me: You could check the finish on the hand-stitched leather panelling in the hall.  Again.
TW: I'd rather take a box cutter to it.  Honey, I'm bored!
I ponder for a bit while she checks her nails.
Me: We could go for a walk, I suppose.
TW: Honey, you know I hate walking.

On second thoughts, perhaps not.