Wait, there's more:
I managed very well up to step I. But even with my Bletchley Park skills, I couldn't decipher the barcode. And J completely befrazzled me. And I have eleven bits left over, not counting the screws, rawlplugs and electric drill.
But water does seem to come out of the end. I think I'll go and have a hot bath now.
Well!! HA, HA. Brand new hosepipe here too. No instructions though. I did have to ask a friend to attatch nozzles etc. That's really funny.
ReplyDeleteNo doubt Thames Water will impose a hosepipe ban tomorrow.
ReplyDeleteSo the water police will probably impound it anyway.
J looks like the inside of a Microprocessor only more complicated. It appears to be written in the International language - Ikea.
ReplyDeleteRosie - really, you were lucky not to have any instructions, weren't you? Were you trying to connect your hose to the Well!!? (Draping it across the ha-ha of course.)
ReplyDeleteSoaring - water cannons are at the ready.
Rog - at least the stuff gets from A to N, which is more than I can say for some microprocessors I know.