Don’t despair.
With this easily constructed DIY Stabilisation Kit, peaceful laundry is
guaranteed.
You will need the following equipment and materials (beer
optional):
Health and safety warning: hammers can damage enamelled surfaces and thumbs. Do not use when drunk.
You have a scullery? How very posh! I hope that a risk assessment was carried out before work commenced?
ReplyDeleteYou just don't get this sort of advice on DIY SOS.
ReplyDeleteI just fold up a piece of cardboard... or sit on the machine.
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I hope the risk assessment noted the proximity of the saw blade to the electrical cable. Also the best-before date on the beer, if left over from July party.
ReplyDeleteAlternately why not sample the sound of the prancing washing machine & incorporate it into your next musical extravaganza? If Kate Bush can write a song about a washing machine I'm sure you can go one better.
Bubble wrap?
ReplyDeleteDo not damage when hammered?
ReplyDeleteLike Scarlet, I just sit on it!
ReplyDeleteHmmm. I'm not good with tools. I find administering a firm blow works for most things. But I'd certainly go along with the beer!
ReplyDeleteSir B, I thought 'utility room' was a posh name for 'scullery' ('a room for rough kitchen work, such as cleaning of utensils', Chambers.) But that's my age showing.
ReplyDeleteLiz - I bow to your superior knowledge of daytime TV.
Scarlet, Z - mine has a worktop over it, so not an option. But I'm trying to imagine the experience.
Richard, Dinah - don't worry, this picture was posed by actors. No bubblewrap was harmed in the making of this apparatus.
Rog - hem, er, indeed! (*backs away, smiling*)
So you've stopped mailing your washing then?
ReplyDeleteAnything for a quiet life?
ReplyDeleteYou joked it I think so. A hammer and a saw I think working for an dangerous appliance than on washing machine.
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