The Government proposes to make electronic tagging of all dogs compulsory. Fair do's, the Representation Of The Species Act hasn't yet been passed, so we can do what we like to the poor beasts, short of cruelty. But I'd like to propose compulsory tagging of politicians.
This will tell you all you need to know about stray MPs.
I'll vote for that.
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ReplyDeleteAt least that way we could round them all up and herd them off a cliff and we'd be sure we hadn't missed any...
ReplyDeleteThey'll be introducing licences next.
ReplyDeleteThat was a very interesting article, very thorough, nice tables and everything, but it has failed to send me to sleep.