Tuesday, 24 October 2017

Shaving Abuse

I have recently noticed that my can of Men’s Sensitive Aloe Vera Shave Foam warns me that ‘Solvent Abuse Can Kill Instantly’.
I see I’ve been doing it all wrong.  There I was slapping the stuff on my face and scraping it with a razor blade, when all I needed to do was wait for the bristles to dissolve.
I haven’t yet tried pushing it up my nose to see if I die instantly.  Tomorrow morning, perhaps.
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2 comments:

  1. Sir Bruin25 October 2017 at 13:47

    "Shaving"? What is this?

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  2. Z27 October 2017 at 21:50

    You haven't been sufficiently abusive to your solvents as you slapped them on your face, perhaps? I trust you won't experiment on the nose thing, just in case, though.

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