My food is either trying (misguidedly - but food isn't that bright, is it?) to liven up my life, or has it in for me. On Sunday, it was the yogurt. Half an hour ago, as I was attempting to extract two eggs from the fridge to be scrambled for my lunch, half a tin of apricots decided to jump out and land (upside down of course) on the floor. This is annoying. I'd been vaguely thinking of using those apricots to soup up the second half of the curry this evening. And I now have to wash the freaking floor (or at least that bit of it) again.
Do you think the Big Society does minders?